Today I won the most amount of money i have EVER had. 12K. You might be thinking "ONLY 12K!!!" but I've only been here just less than 2 weeks, so it's a lot for me.

well done

Dave...you need someone to look after it for you, someone like piggy, coz there are some thievin gits on this site, they would rob that 12k off you quicker than you can turn your trotters into pork scratchins, so if you get people like Dev or Grape or Pepelepew wanting to become your best friend turn away Dave, give the 12k to piggy you know it makes sence.

LMAO Mark you git.....

But your right those people cant be trusted, so Dave listen to mark he can do magic with your 12 K..

wd, my personal best is around 256k on omaha hi lo :-), i believe blade7 has the record of about 5-600k

Well done Dave,, unlike the other gits on here i will give you the truth about some of the rapscallions on this site.Watch out for friendly piggys they will squeal on ya. The Deville will find your weakness then open a school on how to use them against you.Now the skunk thats a special case there , one minute he,s chattin and tellin ya how good you are, then whammmm your on your way to the refresh button to start over with a foul smell trailin behind you.These are just a few of the charming fellows you will run across on here.,
There are also a host of beautiful ladies on the site that will kindly fill your heart with xxxxx,s and ooooo,s while they strip every chip you have ever dreamed of winning and leave you with a kindly ul gg ..
Now stick with me Dave and i will show you how to cook up some big stacks of chips, and for a small nominal fee, you too can be a well respected connoisseur of the TFPR.

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Dave..dont believe what that chef is cooking up, tell him to stick to man v food, if you befriend him he will cook ur books for sure.

be friends with dicky i neva steal chips i jus donate promise

No Rich...to those that know you your 2 middle names are dickpromisewillypromisewyatt.

lmao, this thread cracks me up.

Well done Dave..

Now if your a wise saver and not like the rest of these total wastrels, you should think of investing your chips wisely...
May I courteously advise a very safe place to invest your chips.... The Devil Investment corporation Kobatsu.. or as its known TFPR wide.. DICK...
We have built up a substantial and well respected business in recent months by bucking the TFPR trend, and many DICK investors have deposited their chips with us for safe keeping... They will undoubtedly see a return on their investments in 1 or 2 hundred years, so come on dave, you know it makes sense.. be a DICK...

your friendly TFPR investment portfolio manager

Dev

lost about half now anyway, lol

roflmao, thanks anyway guys but I think I'll keep my chips

haha dave prob a very wise choice m8

I completely agree lol

Hurry Dave before there all gone,, and remember that investment counselors are the ones who got the bail out,, us chefs now we are the main street type, not the wall street type.
I also have a list of tells that will work like a charm, here,s a sample or two for ya.

The Skunk:: watch the tail its a dead give away when he,s got a good hand it quivers, also
a ladies disguise always works well ( thinks he,s a ladies man)

The Deville:: its all in the horns, anything above a pair and they stick straight up,,,

Dickwillywyatt:: just keep the pints coming,,,( nuff said)

These are just a few of the advantages of my tutelage, i will be waiting for your call...

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dont believe any of these gits they would sell there own family to get what they want

Dave,

As you can see there are quite a few wits in here, and also as you will have realised by now quite a few gits too

Enjoy the tables m8

zix

wd, my personal best is around 256k on omaha hi lo :-), i believe blade7 has the record of about 5-600k

Yes my claime to fame haha.

Well done Dave. You win a watch every $1m. good luck.

please dave allow me to assist you with clear and trustworthy advise on the benefits of playing bingo hold em' with that 12k..........

oldwrench
I already told you I'm keepin my chips

We have just established Dev isn't a Git (as every living man was to believe) he is a DICK. lmao

had about 5k then went on blackjack, played a few hands and came back with about 19.5k

just when I thought nothing would change my mind about death penalty...

with or without blindfold?

lmaoooooooo

Who cares as long as the bill of the bullet is sent to his family......

....wait a minute...no...am good....I surrendered those criminal gains.

how 2 lose 19.5k in 10 minutes - go on the thing (blackjack) that got you the money

awwwww thats awful

now ...try again and mean it this time, foolme.....