Dear reader,

Seen that Chef got me into trouble by being better in apologies than I (not that hard tbh), I thought that my immeasurably moronic action needs to be made as public as possible.... and not to bury it in one of those threads en passant. So here it is -- all part of the act of repenting....like a long time.

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Liz xxx hun, sweety.....

I think that in my immense stupidity I called you Kim the other day. I knew that something was wrong with that...but before I... with my senile and useless head, got around the problem...you were gone.

I have burned incense, sacrificed a goat (I believe it was Roger Federer) and doing 2 days non-stop Hare Krishna chanting. As this might not even start to absolve my, shall I call it " The Ur-Sin" I have also done the following:

- I have booked a wonderful tour in the Tora-Bora complex, a 5 star cave resort with accompanying activities...... oops...wait a sec hun...this is with devil...so sorry...

- Our destination is naturally Bora-Bora or the gulf of Mexico.... one is real clean and cool...the other ...well, it used to be alike...but now the sightseeing is a bit more somber affair. Upside is that BP has made deep-water drilling a tourist activity...in order to collect their clean-up costs effectively. So we can have a lot of fun doing wicked stuff.


I hope this humble beginning of my eternal apology effort will make you see that am as big of an a@@ as I errr....well...am, but never ever was it my intention to rechristen you without proper ceremony.

Lovingly,

Jyri/FF

hahahahahahaha finny, so very well done, but chef will still give you a few pointers.........
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Awwwww.....apology accepted jyri........now how bout givin me some of those chips???

no liz, make him wait, us women love to see a man grovel hehe xx

Ladies? He's missing the whole point. When he made the mistake with Liz, it affected her friends as well; I toss and turn at night, can't sleep a wink, in mortal fear that I too may be called "Kim."
To that end I feel that
should be made to them as well.

Can't blame me for trying :)

Dear Yvonne,

Not only was I apologizing to all ladies, women and gitesse's the world over, but was doing it on behalf of all of us defectively born males: where any male per definition is defect..or kaput...kaouch....danged.. you name it.

See, for me fmaleballer is the symbol of all that femininity and hotness implies and as such, with our hormone shorted (read: messed up) thinking process -- most things melt into one heart pounding and blood ...errr... lowering exercise.

To then use any coherent sentence forming, alas, becomes a self-defeating, futile undertaking.

I do have remedy for the nightmares though.....what was the addy again?

Lovingly,

Jyri/FF

ROTFLMBO literally!

I love it! Must admit Finn, you do have a way with words, and are quite the character.

My addy? hmmmmmm..............
Oh I do look forward to sleeping again ;) ty

My lovely Yvonne,

In my defense I must state clearly and coherently that I cannot be held accountable for anything I have said, am saying and definitively will say in the future -- on grounds of.....what was that clinical word again? -- Oh yes, being a crazy person. My personal assistants can attest to the veracity of the above, although they always insist that the people are family related. Something about privacy...that they never let me have.....


Give me the addy and you won't.....

Lovingly yours,

Jyri/FF

lmao.........

See what you did, you philosophizing, first name dropping, Finnish migrant. Now my name has become synonymous with horror, all because your can't tell one three lettered poker playing amazon from another.
Don't even try to blame your soft man-brain, cause that only excuses so much. Reel in those man-hooker tendencies and cough up the chocolates and flowers.

sheesh

hahahahahahaha poor finny, how many more women will you offend before this one is over? shall i call chef now? xxx

....not as planned.....hang on

hmmmmm.....I'm one of those three lettered poker playing amazons.........

I think I might be a teensy weensy offended too



:P xx

Poor finny is now trying to come up with what my three lettered name is.........its been so long since he's seen me that he's probably forgotten me..........:( ..........tears are starting to well in my big blue eyes

CHEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!


HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here ya go Ladies,,,,,,,,,,



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sniffle sniffle sniff.............................. . . . . . .

This will be the next stop for Finny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



All the lovely ladies may come and teach him your names here,,,,

I promise he wont forget after one session,,,,,,

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Afterward we will have cocktails and continue his education,,,,,,,,



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Oh yea,

I like the sound of this. Thanks Chef.

Please keep in mind dealing with the ladies is not his strong suit,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Thanks Chef for the flowers and chocs; you know just what to do to smooth the ruffled feathers :)


Didn't know your real name until now Lefty; nice to know, and nice name, Kim :)

In defense of Finn, whereas some have diver names for me such as Evanee, Evan, Eva, Ev, and EEEEEEEEEEEE, he twice here has referenced my real name, Yvonne, which I had no idea he even knew. So with that being said, he has well earned the right to know my addy
Evanee1@live.com
and now,
I sleep,
or not,
:)

my real name is actually Lefty...Kim is my nickname (it's a long story involving moonshine, a barrel and a garden gnome, but I promised fin I'd never tell)

;)

Dear all,

The twists in this apology plot has made my assistants increase my medication off-the-charts. Momentarily I have no idea even about such simple matters as who am I. Now, this is not a complaint as the trip is magnificent...imagine a permanent fool's smile on ones face.

However it does affect my already limited word craft. After every wd I see I am waiting for the damn steak to come...to no avail. Still, although I think Chef has an evil plan in petto as far as my education is concerned, I am looking forward to our mud-pit encounter with great excitement. No Kim.....not in a man-hooker way...more like a sisterly embrace with all of us together. Mhhhhhhhhhh, oh yea babe...I luvvvvvvv it.

Typical.....ask for addy to go and cuddle nightmares away...what does one get? -- A bloody virtual dog-house.

I am about as lucky as Smoggy in DM.........:-((

Don't be silly,

It's hun. Or xxx, luv, mhh, ooh....and then it gets longer sounding affair.......

How could I forget (when off medication, see above). What was it again a wise man once said....?? -- Ah, I remember: hope this helps.....Pam(i).

Lovingly,

Jyri/FF

oi fin ya git leve my poor poker skills out of this thank you

for you finny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cc0zxkB-sE&feature=fvst

I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case
I love you in the songs, I write and sing

Love you because, you put me in my rightful place
And I love the PRS cheques, that you bring

Cheap, never cheap
I'll sing you songs till you're asleep
When you've gone upstairs I'll creep
And write it all down

Oh Shirley, Oh Deborah, Oh Julie, Oh Jane
I wrote so many songs about you
I forget your name (I forget your name)
Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
I forget your name

I love your from the bottom of my pencil case
I love the way you never ask me why
I love to write about each wrinkle on your face
And I love you till my fountain pen runs dry

Deep so deep, the number one I hope to reap
Depends upon the tears you weep, so cry, lovey cry, cry, cry, cry

Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Phillipa, Oh Sue
You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you
Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
I wrote this song for you

So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
Turned her grief into glory
Late at night, by the typewriter light,
She ripped his ribbon to shreds

Look bro,


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OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



who have you been getting my baby pic's from??