
This reporter was today indeed fortunate to witness TFPR's first Royal Cake Flush... CakeBoy (AKA smoggy) out caked the incredibly smelly Stinky Le Poo in a fierce battle of witlessness... Although in an interview following this crumby battle 1Cod intimated there was something fishy about the way The Muggle's wand was waving vigorously on the river, CakeBoy denied any wrongdoing as he spattered this reporter with leftover crumbs.... quote: "mfhefhh jealous git mfhlehh"..
Old Dude regained conciousness just long enough to mutter " vooo doooo pooo pooo" before dribbling back into his Coma and unconciously telling his grandson Diggsy a bedtime kebab story.. " LOOOOOL omg once upon a windowlicking kebab time..zzzzzzzzzz"...
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