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Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#1 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 15:57 - Edited by: chefbuddy

HEADLINES

Moderator caught in awkward position with new female avatar
(story to follow)

Lord of underworld seen peering in Ruggers bedroom window
(a two part expose )

Beloved player missing since trip to California
( is there a black widow among us? )

Member of leader board called back to mother ship
( was Patrick an alien ?)

These and many more stories in the upcoming issues of the TFPR news.
Subscribe now while the price is cheap, also with the first 100 new subscribers
receive the best seller ,,"How to win more pots and friends" by Bloke666


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Author dickwillywyatt
Forums Member
#2 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 16:48
i will sign up m8
Author ubuntu
Forums Member
#3 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 16:48
chefbuddy:
Beloved player missing since trip to California
( is there a black widow among us? )

don't think Lizzy going to like that one. :))
Author jd805
Moderator
#4 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 16:50
Oh please, sign me up, I wouldnt miss this for the world, goob, you a bit bored today?
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#5 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 16:56
I did not have sexual relations with that female avatar, Ms. Baywatch.

(Although it might come down to.... what the meaning of is is.)
Author jd805
Moderator
#6 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 17:01
hmmm finny, that does explain why she wears no pants, you could give them back to her u know
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#7 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 17:35
FLASH!!!!!!
THIS JUST IN
Darth Vader heard at table saying " Oldwrench i am your father"
( sources close say this could explain a lot)



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Author juliafairy
Forums Member
#8 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 18:14
i want to sign up pls :-)
Author fmaleballer47
Forums Member
#9 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 18:17 - Edited by: fmaleballer47
Dear editor of TFPR Enquirer,
The beloved player Allined has been a little "tied up" to play poker......as soon as he remembers the "safe" word he will be allowed...um...er...i mean able to play at the tables again.
fmaleballer47 aka "black widow"???
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#10 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 19:22
FLASH!!!!!!
UPDATE
Man found naked and starving on California island
(was in fetal position, sucking thumb,crying for mommy)




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Author 1doc
Forums Member
#11 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 20:53
soz fin but i saw u when u said to it if it didnt do it...u were goin to ban it...it was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Author 1doc
Forums Member
#12 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 20:54
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool bud m8
Author PepeLePew
Forums Member
#13 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 21:03
laughing my skunky ass off!!! so funny.
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#14 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 21:13
Ffs doc ye snitching, sell out..... back stabbing creature.......it wasn't me, it was my clone I use Sundays......duh!!!
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#15 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 21:27
EXTRA EXTRA
THIS JUST IN
Moderator claims out of body experience
( reporter see,s palimony suit in near future )



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Author 1doc
Forums Member
#16 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 21:36
heheheh fin m8 if it was ur clone why were u givin me 4k to shut up lol
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#17 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 21:58 - Edited by: chefbuddy
Exclusive Photo,s
TFPR News has purchased these photo,s of the women involved in this sexcapade,,,




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Author 1doc
Forums Member
#18 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 22:11 - Edited by: 1doc
hahahahahah......fin is soooooooo goin to jail....lol......chef m8 dont let him know i gave u this pics
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#19 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 22:19
F**k this....I plead the 5th. Call my lawyer ye gits.
Author 1doc
Forums Member
#20 - Posted: 7 Sep 2010 23:07 - Edited by: 1doc
Not even the best one will save u from this one lol..... I'll be the judge hehe
Author lefthandwoman
Forums Member
#21 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 05:16
chefbuddy:
TFPR News has purchased these photo,s of the women involved in this sexcapade,,,

In their defense, the women were wearing liquid latex; that screams "do me!". Mods only answered the silent call.
Author lefthandwoman
Forums Member
#22 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 05:18
flyingfinn1:
F**k this....I plead the 5th. Call my lawyer ye gits

I have some experience in sexual harrassment suits, see Peewee v. The Loaf
Author swampy60
Moderator
#23 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 06:03
chefbuddy:
also with the first 100 new subscribers
receive the best seller ,,"How to win more pots and friends" by Bloke666

I'll sign up but only if my copy of blokes book is signed. :P
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#24 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 15:05
OFF THE WIRE
Skunk gets another royal
( smells kinda funny to this reporter )

MOD CLAMS UP
( seen bummin around dm lookin for legal fee,s )




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Author ruggerman
Forums Member
#25 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 15:39
m8,sign me up. Do you have evidence of this evil stalker. mrs ruggs wants his phone number so she can tell him what nights i'm away and ask him if he needs a ladder to get upstairs. lmao
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#26 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 16:27
FROM ACROSS THE POND
Ruggs home may need exorcism.....
( mrs. ruggs says " the devil made me do it" )




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Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#27 - Posted: 8 Sep 2010 19:19
FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIRTHDAY OUT OF CONTROL
Drunken firefly found in lady GaGa,s knickers
( when ask about what happened GaGa says " stop buggin me")


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