I am proud to announce the virtual engagement of my adopted daughter HappyAli to Gamester. The groom to be flashed his ring at table 1 yesterday and on bending knee (whilst praying for a good hand) he sought the beautiful Ali's hand, she rightly gave him the finger and accepted.

The wedding will be held in the village church (date to be announced) and will be conducted by the very reverend ynot Paisley. The bride will wear a cream (manequinne designed) dress and the groom, bay city rollers tartan.

The stag night, organise by the best man johnny (tincat in attendance) will be held in hovis's emporium of lost kittens, all members attending are reminded that girls and blow up dolls are banned, due to the nature of whats on offer in this fine establishment. The hen party will have there foray at table 6 nightclub, Denisey has requested that L plates, garters, and nurses uniforms are the order of the day, however false willie's are banned due to the nature of the stage show "The Chipsendales".

The happy couple will be taken in a 59 Corvette to Bobbybutmunches public house "The BEVERLY Arms" where a fine wholemeal buffet will be served by the apron adorned Krazy1 (Gegs and co are requested to sample only goods on offer). The Mods (who are starring at the forum) will be performing live on stage followed by BigDegsy's midnight runners.

Raise your glasses on site to the bride and groom.

Hovis the proud

lmao

congratulations...

yschi

Where can I buy vast amounts of saw dust for the floor covering? It's gonna be a messy one!!!!!!!!

so glad u didnt go with the outfits bein made from bread idea! cant wait!
oh and u are goin 2 give me away right??

hovis the breadboy instead of the page boy lol

haha sexy. Yeh Ali I'll be walking u down that aisle of uhknowns. To live a life of regret or beauty. Hope yours is the latter, if not gamesters gonna be hanging loose lol

i hope that statement above didnt include sampling the bridesmaids hovis.
cant promise that our mottley crew will be able to resist..

now am pmsl

only wear it at weekends wonka...dont knock it till youve tried it

lol......

pmsl really oh wonka what a great pic. I will put myself on record as saying the funniest reply in the sites history. HaHaHaHa.

Gegs the bridesmaids honour is at stake and I don't think you could handle BEV, Shan, Boozy, Jan, Den, Froggy or the bridesmaids usher! Sexy. Think you will need will need some help with Hovis's special pill, Niagara, makes waterfalls shoot up.

Good luck my friend but be careful, these girls are to men what Ynot is to new starters.

dont mind trying niagara out hun

lol hovis!

Hovis,

Guns are pollished, ...hic..., swapped dresses, ...hic..., how about the redwine?

Boozywomen and Froggybird

I'm not sure about the guns,! hope they are not as loaded as you two? lmao nice reply. I hope you didn't swap clothes and actually went for new apparel at the village Oxfam shop?

However I have the perfect brew for you two! It's a based on your prowess as the hic sisters and is based on pure rocket fuel, once blasted no coming back.

The mixture is purely of my own volition and requires a signature to say you are steady and ready to receive. I have organised a photo shoot and have brought the "Dutchhill" out of retirement to polish his lens. He requests 20 denier body suits with a back light of 60watts and all drinks out of focus.
If you are agreeable? The shoot will take place at my kittens den and bring your own drinks, I will supply the roles and munchies.

Yours in anticipation of ruining my reputation

Hovis the virgin

Congrats to ali and gamester.....best of luck.....luv ya both