hello every one

if you see a quote,anywhere
and you think,wow..this is funny or it reflects the way you think
please post it in this thread..

i will start,ok?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

cmon people

next one

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You see things; and you say why? But I dream things that never were; and I say why not? :P

If the world didn't suck a little bit, we'd all fall off it.

When you think everyone else is better than you just keep one thing in mind, you were once the fastest sperm in the bunch.

LIES!!!! xD

u can love a million ppl @ once but be only IN LOVE with 1 :O)

1. Take it easy tiger.........Take it easy
2. In regards to the "Omaha Table" All in until u win !!

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.
~Anais Nin

All of these r great. Here is a mine. Stupid to post but thought it would be a little funny as annoying as they r.

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lol luke...
heres a good quote..confucius, I think

"never have laxatives and sleeping pills on the same night"

serious quote

"profanity is the first result of the mentally incompetant"

Jokey quote

"never say never because you know you will"

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!!!!

"there is one thing u should no, everything u do is wrong, unless it involves giving me money"

-CM/Bigblind168