''This is not sexist, Its my opinion & its meant to lighten up your day.......(any complaints please speak to hovis,lol)..




willy wonka

Ha ha ha. NIce 1.


Btw you cant count willy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well im amused :P

heheheheheh

lmao wonka..
i am married myself and i see some truth in that one

lol that is class

hahaha Willy u hit the button. Marriage guidance office is closed for the day lol

Very nice Willy......how so very true......that is why I am no longer married. I belong to hovis....lmao

dear MISS krazy1.

please please tell me what the one you call ''hovis'' has that willy has not...?

you must understand I'm not jealous of the ''jester of lyrics'' , its just my ''friend'' would like to better himself towards women......!!!!

you see he's a bit shy this friend of mine..

I don't think i want to marry anymore :| Not something that is so endearing to me anymore

and for when u have kids.....

LOL

to both pics, great job willy!

Willy luv....hovis is sweet and understanding and protects his ladies from harm. He is a gentleman and knows how to keep us happy. He gives great advise and is understanding. Very few ppl I know possess this quality. And he keps spair aprons on hand.......hehehehehehe

lol....

i will tell my ''friend'', hehehehe

lmao yea i hope it helped u willy lmao

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I'm blushing. I think i've just turned to crumbs. lol

hummmm i still luv you hovis.......u r the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

GGGGRRRRRRR,

I'm starting to dislike this ''hovis'' character. He is way to smooth......

i must find a way to discredit him...mmmmmmmmm

lol

feel free to call in reenforcements,wonka...

(hint hint)
cough*dutchy*cough

Willy please mate I was made like this. My mother said to me at an early age " clean yer shoes, clean yer teeth, wipe your own ars... and don't forget the ladies! Now get to the shops for my cigs" Now I Shine my shoes, smile my teeth, wipe as dictated and I've never forgot the ladies.

P.S and my mum cos I loved her xx

Willy luv just be urself and treat us with respect and luv......that is all we really want and hovis gives us the respect and luv........i miss the old days when men were gentlemen and ladies were ladies.......well no i dont...i miss when men were gentlemen lmao

willy u could all ways toast hovis that might be fun
il be waiting with my lurpack for wen you do bring some chocolate spreed for afters lol your freind sexy xxx

krazy1

mmmm i thought i was a gentleman, you see i don't pick my nose in public, i don't fart in public, i always open doors for the ladies. surely that makes me a gentleman...?

i think the difference between me and ''the hovis'' is, i am not in touch with my feminine side,

mmmmm (willy gets an idea),

il be back in a bit i must go and try me wife's thongs on.......

mmmmmmm

well that just don't feel right, what do you think,

am i a gentleman now......?



actually i feel slightly strange, in a nice way......heheheheh

well hovis,

your choice......willy or krazy1....?

come on be honest, you must put your willy first.....!!!

wonka put my photo up plz and ask of me

opppps sorry wrong one, please forgive me, that one is from hovis's private collection..............one minute.

mmmmmmm now your talking,,,,,,,,still fancy myself in that underwear suit...hehehehhhe

come on them hoviey whos your 1st pick taps foot while waiting xxxx

willy (in his/her new costume) or sexy....?

heheheheh

I'm afraid where this is leading to! I'm just me and I feel oh so alone. I think I will have to concede to Willy cos he's got his pics, got his testerone up and he looks sooooo sexy. Pmsl

As for my ladies you ask me to pick in public? So wrong, but as an answer is sought I'll lay my shriveled soul open to rebuke.

They are both fiery and have hair to match, to separate when their qualities outstrip my dreams is like picking between "going hungry or feasting your senses". I have sense not to go hungry and the sense not to over indulge, but just say that each one knows where my heart lies.