hello members,

I come to you all with what i believe to be a serious problem, you see i have a friend (yes i have a friend), problem is she has a four year old daughter who is asking very delicate questions....!!! let me enlighten you all...

They have a cat, which has had kittens and the little mite is asking where they came from....?

I mean where is the conversation going to lead.....?

What should she tell her daughter...?

Please this is serious matter....lmao



willy wonka

Stork my friend. He brings all the babies. That should keep em going till they're at least 10.

Problem sorted!

thanks bobby, she's tried that, the kid knows they were in her belly,ggrrrrr

1. tell the truth: Sex, and explain (not recomended)

2. Tell the truth: Sex, but dont explain say, "You'll learn when your older"

3. The stork

4. Don't answer

How about the stork brings the babies(kitties) to mummys tummy?

The little brat can't argue with that surely. Ooops....I meant the beautiful child.


Rather you guy than me btw.

Ha ha ha

i also ask that too my mother wonka


and she said..


"GOD made everything..."

problem solve

cmonnn wonka! youve got a very amusing imagination im sure you can come up with some story some p***y fairies and how they appear etc....

however..if you want to tackle obesity...

tell her thats what happens when you eat too much and go to sleep hehehe..

lets just hope that doesnt backfire

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WhistleBlower

''p***y fairies'' i once saw a film called that....hehehehehe

Edit ch75

lolllll i swear by the free poker room its not supposed to come across like that!!!! come to think of it i cant believe i put that down and submitted..sometimes the fingers move faster than the mind!

well while we're talking about it...worth watching? lol!!

I told my 13yr old son that it's time for us to have a talk. We put aside a few minutes to do this, went to his room and sat down. After a few moments of nervous silence I told him that we needed to talk about the birds and bees, sex.

He then says to me, "I can see your a bit nervous about this dad, now what is it that you want to know"? lol

lol now thats funny some kid ya got there

ynot12

lol.....

i nvr had "the talk"

i learned it by 5th grade science class and my perverted friend...

thanks for helping wonka :)

thanks for all the ideas everyone... but you see the problem now is she wants to know how they got out of her belly hmmm very tricky lol

''p***y fairies'' lmao.........

thats my new word, (childish yes i know)..lol


Edit ch75

lol you are all weird and funny

hhmm just the tell the truth... and nothing but the truth..

lmao wonka

hmmm the truth? i think she's just a bit too young for that lol... well actually she's very switched on but i don't want her inspecting any parts (so to speak) lol wondering if anymore babies will come from anywhere!! hahaha

Kimmy! It's like bread hun. When you've put the bun in the oven you take em out when they are ready. With a cat the buns still in the oven, but you don't have to take them out. A bit like a toaster! pops out when done.

ahhh i didn't think of it like that lol... thanks hovis, you may have just saved me from any uncomfortable talks with her for the next few years hahaha

ok........ she bought the story of "the buns & toaster" (for now) lol... so thanks for all your help :))

just dread to think what she's gonna ask me next hahahaha

I dunno, if i was you, i would probably tell the truth.. NOT all the gory details but enough so she doesn't ask anymore..

She will find out anyway.. and what if she remembers the first talk and she will be like you lied to me

Martha

if she asks again i may just have to do that.... but this will be me telling her the truth... "ummm... well.... ummm.... you see.... ummm" & that will probably all she will get out of me lol

Haha awww bless :)

TRUTH..!! KIDS CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.......!!!! hehehe

hahahahaha very true lol

well my little girl is six she came home from school before christmas and asked me what sex was i was so stuned a was lost for words before i could answear her she said is it kissing but with tounges lol so i said yes but shes is never to do it she said yuk i wont so that was that one sorted


this week she came home form school how do u make a baby what is one to say to a 6 year old that askes that so i told her to ask her dad she did he told her to ask nana she said mammy will tell you then she asked me again i thought oh no she no there in our bellys then she said i no u use eggs my little boy aged 5 then said and bread so i said and flour

thing is they realy belived me when nana came over she said nana i now no how babys are made mammy told me. my mum was shocked that i told my 6 year old how babys are made she said i didnt no what to say when she asked me. little girl then said nana its easy eggs bread and flour do u and grandad want one my mum burst out laughing and said no thx lol

hahahaha that is classic :)
yeah i found trying to send her to other people doesn't work either lol... kids you gotta love the stuff they come out with

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