A day in the life of the village called table 1
Season 2 scene 4
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional.
New Characters
Daniella – A native of Los Vegas Nevada, a size 12 body topped by a cute face surrounded by auburn coloured hair cut in a loose bob, with piercing green eyes. Mentally very quick can estimate the odds quicker than most people can even think about considering them, a competent professional poker player and dealer.
Scene 4 begins
The scene opens outside the village post office were stands denisey hand almost on the doorknob
denisey wait up calls twr506 and CMtwr506 as they exit from Beverly's Bloomers.
Hello denisey says twr506 how r u today
Oh I'm fine thank you says denisey
Beverley who joins the group at that exact moment (slightly breathless) laughs and says well boys how much longer until u get your house fixed.
Joining the four friends outside the post office and also coming from Beverly's Bloomers Daniella says why what happened to your house?? was it an earthquake??
Nooooooooooooo says bev sniggering while denisey try's unsuccessfully to stop chuckling
their mother gave them a book entitled "Do It Yourself House Extensions" says denisey
the boys read the first chapter "how to take down walls" says bev
and they immediately started taking down walls says denisey
the second chapter which they did not read laughs both women together was entitled "Making them secure as you go"
So says denisey spluttering and laughing instead of a two storey Georgian house
they have a one very high extremely large room says bev
and even that is unsafe says denisey
the three women bust into fits of laughter, while the brothers look on in abject misery (why they were in abject misery and not in the village I don't know)
In the distance they hear the cry of nurseth Martha nurseth Martha wait I'll walk with you.
Arrgghh says CMtwr506 young chip now I know it must be Wednesday.
Poor boy ever hopeful says denisey
I enjoyed the party after the game on Saturday it was a lot of fun and I specially enjoyed dancing with you CMtwr506 says Daniella giving CMtwr506 a warm smile and a lingering look, the costumes were also very good you ladies dressed as vicars were brilliant however the guys dressed as tarts were superb.
But continues Daniella I could not make out what your costume was CMtwr506
CMtwr506 hangs his head and mutters something unintelligible while twr506 says he thought it meant tarts as in pastry so he dressed as a jam tart
The group minus CMtwr506 dissolve into laughter once again
When they finally recover
I think that you are an asset to the poker game Daniella says denisey one of Johnny's better ideas, you make it interesting and very professional.
I agree says flojo walking up to the group from the direction of the woods in the company of constable CW, it sure is good to have you in the game.
Why thank you says Daniella and may I say that I thought your play was excellent flojo you certainly know how to bet the odds
Well being a school teacher says flojo I have to balance the odds every day
Morning CW say the friends any news on the wheat yeast and potato famine they ask
No nothing yet says CW but were expecting to make progress any time now
There is a rumour going the rounds that it is the MSN gang says Daniella is there any truth in that
MSN MSN says CW the twitch in his left eye becoming more pronounced, I'm sick to death of hearing those words MSN MSN. With that CW walks rapidly (that means very fast) away in the direction of the police station passing forgot who is walking the other way they nod hello to each other as they pass
Coming up to the group forgot says morning all the group says good morning back and forgot continues by saying well have you heard hovis is expanding into other business and the beauty emporium is also expanding I tell you it is the end of village life as we know it
Joining the group comes baby and yschi
What is the new business that hovis is going into asks baby
Yschi says I want to talk about this I don't understand
what expansion is the beauty emporium going into asks Daniella
I don't now details says forgot I just know that expansion means growth and growth means the end of village life as we know it
RIGHT says CMtwr506 in a firm no nonsense voice some one had better get a grip on this story and as Chairperson of the Village Elders I am calling an extraordinary Village Town Meeting tonight to get to grips with the situation
Daniella turns her head to let her piercing green eyes look in CMtwr506's direction and says quietly to bev and denisey CMtwr506 is extremely attractive and sexy looking when he becomes masterful isn't he.
Is he? Says bev and denisey together
I think he is extremely sexy and attractive all the time says yschi in a loud voice
Baby says I want to talk about this I don't understand.
CMtwr506 looks very pleased with himself says I'm off to organise the meeting
The group goes off each following their own path
Baby and yschi start to cross the road when they hear a sound like the buzzing of angry bees and wizzzz hurtling past them goes z1zu on his delivery bike ring ring goes his little bell round and round goes his wheels little legs a veritable blurr of motion as he pedals away front wheel high in the air z1zu comes to a squealing stop doing a full 180 in font of the 2 girls
Good morning baby and yschi says z1zu it's a beautiful hot summers morning and I'm off for a ride in the cool woods would you like to join me I could carry one of you in the basket and the other on the crossbar if you like
Baby smiles sweetly at z1zu and says I'll be happy to join you I'll ride in the basket but I'm afraid that yschi has got other plans.
Have I says ychi to no one in particular I want to talk about this I don't understand
Z1zu pedals quickly off with baby sitting in the basket leaving yschi standing alone in the street (Arrgghh)
(Come on its sadder than that Arrrrrrggggghhhhh)
Just at that precise time chip comes back up the road from his meeting at the clinic with Nurse Martha
Oh hello says chip are you on your own yschi
Yes says yschi looking at chip
I could keep you company if you like says chip in a sort off I'm used to rejection voice
Oh that would be nice says yschi taking chips arm and snuggling up to him
A large smile appears on chips face and he says shall we go for a walk in the woods
Yschi nods her head in agreement and the 2 walk off.
Watching all the action from across the road and inside of Beverly's Bloomers are Bobby and Shellbri
Bobby turns to Shellbri and says well darlin I guess we had better put an advert in the village news about Saturday, what shall we do this week
Shellbri looks at bobby and says what about a Ghost and Ghouls night
Every 1 is looking for Johnny
Each person should look in a different place
Those two lines begin with an E and an E
Scene 4 Ends
Beverly's Bloomers
This Saturday's theme is
Ghosts and Ghouls
Beer and spirit prices remain low
(A small entrance fee will be charged to cover extra costs)
Hovis Enterprises
Proudly announce a new business venture called
"Village Scrubbers"
For job opportunities tel: Village 121
For client information tel: Village 069
Ali's Beauty Emporium and Krazy Well Being Ltd
Are pleased to announce a partnership which provides
The ability to offer as well as
Beauty and hair treatments and products
Full or partial body massages
For bookings tel: Village 321
Here is the news with your favourite (only) reporter
Stexpepper
Our Top Story
Naming the Village
There is still no word from the village elders in regard to the naming of the village, when asked to comment on this subject the Chairperson (CMtwr506) said
"there are more important things for us to deal with at the moment"
this reporter is stunned and would like to know what could be more important than naming our village, this reporter gives you the public a pledge that he will not let this story die.
Our Other Stories today
A small disturbance in the village
It was reported that a crowd of villagers got together outside of the beauty emporium and began riotous assemblage, but was easily and quickly dispersed by constable CW
That is the news in full
This is Stexpepper for the Village news saying goodnight
The Network Proprietors Wish to apologise for an error in an earlier advertisement and hope that this genuine error did not cause any distress, the advertisement should have read :-
Hovis Enterprises
Proudly announce a new business venture called
"Village Scrubbers"
Fed up with working all day only to come home to a dirty house
Call Village Scrubbers we do your housework while you work
For job opportunities tel: Village 121
For client information tel: Village 069 |
