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Author lefthandwoman
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#1 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 01:13 - Edited by: lefthandwoman
Excellent team is looking for two team players to fill their league roster. Responsibilities include checking the team thread, showing up for matches and not falling asleep.
Compensation will come in the form of eternal glory, team pride and occasional nudity.
Please apply in person at the main office of The Replacements team thread or send your resume to elinconstante@hotmail.com (for a quick reply, be sure to include a picture of a cantaloupe)
Author danm97
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#2 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 02:01


A sculpted cantaloupe !! I think I took a serious advantage here !!!

Nudity you said huh ?? Think I'll might have to talk to my team captain about that !!!

hehe ;-P
Author TheEgg
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#3 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 03:07
nudity?? hmmmmmmmm sounds interesting.


Would I be allowed to keep mysocks on though? I need somewhere to keep my scoring pen.
Author lefthandwoman
Forums Member
#4 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 03:42
danm97
your cantaloupe made me smile :)
what are those cats paying you these days?

TheEgg
One strategically placed sock is encouraged
Author TheEgg
Forums Member
#5 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 04:19
That'll be a new born baby's one then ...............
Author CuckooClock
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#6 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 08:16
Occasional? I was told we had to be nude or the login wouldn't work.

cuckoo
Author mumble
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#7 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 08:28
When I tried to log in naked the other day the site CRASHED!
Author CuckooClock
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#8 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 09:02
Mumble, were you still wearing your jewelry?

cuckoo
Author mumble
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#9 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 09:12
Hmmm! Did forget to take out a certain piercing!
Author PandaFlesh
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#10 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 17:52
hi have one or two names and addy's if you want to contact me Kim.
Author CuckooClock
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#11 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 18:06
nice melons dan.

cuckoo
Author PandaFlesh
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#12 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 18:09
if u like his melons ... you should check out his nuts.
Author danm97
Forums Member
#13 - Posted: 29 Aug 2009 19:16


What about my nuts ??? ;-P
Author lefthandwoman
Forums Member
#14 - Posted: 30 Aug 2009 04:35
man, this thread went south fast
Author Mojo1
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#15 - Posted: 30 Aug 2009 14:38
Is something missing in that pic, or is it just me ??????????
Author danm97
Forums Member
#16 - Posted: 30 Aug 2009 14:57
Sorry Mojo hun !! I know you wanted to see but I got censored !!! lol ;-P
Author PandaFlesh
Forums Member
#17 - Posted: 30 Aug 2009 15:01
lmpaooooooooo!!!!!!
Author TheEgg
Forums Member
#18 - Posted: 30 Aug 2009 16:12
must be my innocent mind but I thought it was one of those exec desk toys where the balls bang into each other constantly
Author tincat
Forums Member
#19 - Posted: 30 Aug 2009 16:21
of course it's his nut carryin pouch..... where else he s'posed to put em?
 
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