Its a Joke just wanted to share this!
Well I thought it is funny and yes im also a blonde haha.



A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

Famous poker quote: You can only play pocket jacks 3 ways, all of which are wrong..

was it thought by.... A: Phil Helmuth B: Todd Brunson or C: Birdy

answers on a postcard to... itwasbirdy@wtfallin.com




What: Friendly
When: Wednesday 10th march 7pm UK time
Who: Macedonia:
Availability Denisey ( The Sobernator), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), hovis (The loafer), Harrisson ( peter the Great), Birdy23 (jackdaw),phtumch( silent assasin).. and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY


What :World Cup Round 5
When :Tuesday 16th March 9pm Uk time
Who : Celtic Warriors
Available: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator) Harrisson ( peter the Great), Birdy23 (jackdaw) hovis (The loafer), GEGS12 (Demon Destroyer) luke27 ( delinquent demon) phtumch ( silent assasin).. and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY

I won't be able to make the 10th march match, though I should be available for the 16th march. Looks like you have plenty anyway!

hmmm tricly one, I don't think Birdy (Founder of the WTF Birdy ALLIN TROPHY) would of said that, my money is on ..answer D....TheDeville?

dam... been found out... must be more subtle in future..lol

Luke27
I won't be able to make the 10th march match, though I should be available for the 16th march. Looks like you have plenty anyway!



Am happy we have everyone available m8... makes life difficult but in a good way:) ....

I so wanna get my hands on the WTF Birdy ALLIN TROPHY

it wont be easy m8... roy laid down a serious challenge with that 10 3...

Dev hun..when the men in white coats appear..take them by the hand..they just want to help you xx

Great I joined a nut house :(

are the men in white coats the dealers? if so.. lead away... maybe I can get them to give me some medication to assist us in our aim to dominate the world...MWAHMWAHMWHA

NUTHOUSE????? NUTHOUSE???? Do we have squirrels here too???



OMG OMG... The dealers a squirrel... this place is truly nuts

Hahaha............(*_*)

It never hurts for potential opponents to think we are more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the chips in our stacks, much less hold on to it.... So have fun, be stupid and watch our chip stacks grow...


What: Friendly
When: Wednesday 10th march 7pm UK time
Who: Macedonia:
Team: Denisey ( The Sobernator), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), hovis (The loafer), Harrisson ( peter the Great), Birdy23 (jackdaw)
Subs: phtumch( silent assasin).. and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY


What :World Cup Round 5
When :Tuesday 16th March 9pm Uk time
Who : Celtic Warriors
Available: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator) Harrisson ( peter the Great), Birdy23 (jackdaw) hovis (The loafer), GEGS12 (Demon Destroyer) luke27 ( delinquent demon) phtumch ( silent assasin).. and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY

hahaha, how do i get that picture??????????

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.

"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."


Hhahaha cheeky Sod.........(*_*)

Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they're wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck while still having fun and a smile on your face.........


What: Friendly
When: Wednesday 10th march 7pm UK time
Who: Macedonia:
Team: Denisey ( The Sobernator), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), hovis (The loafer), Harrisson ( peter the Great), Birdy23 (jackdaw)
Subs: phtumch( silent assasin).. and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY


What :World Cup Round 5
When :Tuesday 16th March 9pm Uk time
Who : Celtic Warriors
Available: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator) Harrisson ( peter the Great), Birdy23 (jackdaw) hovis (The loafer), GEGS12 (Demon Destroyer) luke27 ( delinquent demon) phtumch ( silent assasin).. and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY

I'll be there tomorrow good luck Patriots! :)


Not for much longer, I got my eye on the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY!

ps, Who decides the winner of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY? Is it Birdy himself or TheDeville? Does Birdy hand it to the winner? Is Birdy allowed to win his own trophy?

LMAO m8... go for it... the iconic status and prestige of this trophy may last for eons...

I know mate, the World Cup is second in my priorities now, I just want to win the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, just once, and I'll be sooooooo proud! :)

Personally I think the holder should hand the infamous Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY over... like the green jacket in the US masters golf....
decision made by democratic vote in the team.....

Yes, good idea m8, Roy, can you give the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, a polish before tomorrows game please m8.

Hmmmm will it fit me?

i cant make it tomorrow guys something has come up sorry :(

What is the...difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.


Hahaha.......(*_*)