What: friendly
When: Tuesday 23rd march 9pm Uk time
Who: Europe2


What: Friendly
When: Saturday 27th march 9pm uk time
Who: Danm challenge..

Available for both games if needed......(*_*)

What: Friendly
When: Saturday 20th March 9pm UK time
Who: USA2
Team: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), Harrisson ( peter the Great)..and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, ,, luke27 ( delinquent demon), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator)
subs: phtumch (silent assasin), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator)

Subs duties for match:- sylvinator mirth, giggle and general all round sillyness leader
silent assassin assassinations of all opposition who win a hand against us, but making it look like road kill by drunk squirrels....



What: friendly
When: Tuesday 23rd march 9pm Uk time
Who: Europe2
Availability: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), Harrisson ( peter the Great)..and still proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, gaz2002 (SuperMANure), denisey (The sobernator),skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator),


What: Friendly
When: Saturday 27th march 9pm uk time
Who: Danm challenge.. two teams of 5 and 4 to take on one player.. we are one team.. Timelords are other team.. Danm plays us all on his own...
Availability: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator)




Never in the field of fun and Poker, has so much been owed by so many, to one team..
ENGLAND PATRIOTS... OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

im available, sat night is my nite in recovering from fri nite lol

Betting the manager

One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino.

Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for $850,000. The cashier insisted on checking such a large a mount, and so a few minutes later the bank manager appeared to take a look. The bank manager, curious ad how Jayne came to have so much money, started to ask some questions.

"How did you get so much money?"

"Well", she replies, "I'm a bit of a gambler..."

"Really?!" the manager replied, and started to give Jayne a lecture about the evils of gambling.

"No really, it's fun!" insisted Jayne. "I bet you $10,000 that your balls are square!".

The manager was a bit shocked, but after thinking it though, thought that there was no way he could loose the bet. So they shook hands and went out in to the car park so Jayne could check his balls. Standing in the car park was a man wearing a gray suit.

"This is my attorney," said Jayne. "He's here to make sure everything is legal."

"OK" said the bank manager, so Jayne stepped up in front of him, unzipped his trousers and gave his balls a good feel.

"You're right, they're not square!"

The manager smiled and looked over to the lawyer, who at this point was banging his head on the car. Confused, the manager asked Jayne, "What's wrong with your lawyer?"

"Oh, I bet him $100,000 I would have your balls in my hands in five minutes."

Hahaha Dev that just made me wee in my pants again haha oh and including sliding of my chair!!

(*_*)

I cant stop laughing hahaha ..........HELP!!

What: Friendly
When: Saturday 27th march 9pm uk time
Who: Danm challenge..

Available if required x

Probably available m8, I'll let you know for sure next week.

What: Friendly
When: Saturday 20th March 9pm UK time
Who: USA2
Team: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), Harrisson ( peter the Great)..and proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, ,, luke27 ( delinquent demon), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator)
subs: phtumch (silent assasin), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator)

Subs duties for match:- sylvinator mirth, giggle and general all round sillyness leader
silent assassin assassinations of all opposition who win a hand against us, but making it look like road kill by drunk squirrels....



What: friendly
When: Tuesday 23rd march 9pm Uk time
Who: Europe2
Availability: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), Harrisson ( peter the Great)..and still proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, gaz2002 (SuperMANure), denisey (The sobernator),skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), luke27 ( delinquent demon)


What: Friendly
When: Saturday 27th march 9pm uk time
Who: Danm challenge.. two teams of 5 and 4 to take on one player.. we are one team.. Timelords are other team.. Danm plays us all on his own...
Availability: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator)




Never in the field of fun and Poker, has so much been owed by so many, to one team..
ENGLAND PATRIOTS... OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BOOYARRRRRRRRRRRRR..

GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP..

Beard bet

I want you to help me stop my son gambling," an anxious father said to his boy's principal. "I don't know where he gets it from but it's bet, bet, bet."
"Leave it to me," said the principal. A week later he phoned the boy's father. "I think I've cured him," he said.
"How?"
"Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said,
"I bet that's a false beard."
"How much?" I said, and he said
"$5 "
"What happened?" asked the father.
"Well, he tugged my beard, which is quite natural, and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson."
"No, it won't," said the father. "He bet me $10 this morning that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!"

Available for the Tuesday 23rd march 9pm match...not available for the 27th march match...seeing as it's my birthday lol.

Available for both if needed.

Roy.

You have a full team already guys !! You're in !! Good luck you'll need it !! ;-P lmao

Remember its 5 vs 4 vs 1 and not 5 + 4 vs 1 lol

Haha Danm mmm who shall I target on first?........(*_*)

Mary Lou

A man was quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it", she replies.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on", he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse phoned."

Good Luck for Tonights Friendly Team!
Enjoy the Practice!

What: friendly
When: Tuesday 23rd march 9pm Uk time
Who: Europe2
Availability: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), Harrisson ( peter the Great)..and still proud holder of the Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY, gaz2002 (SuperMANure), denisey (The sobernator),skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), luke27 ( delinquent demon), phtumch (silent assasin)


What: Friendly
When: Saturday 27th march 9pm uk time
Who: Danm challenge.. two teams of 5 and 4 to take on one player.. we are one team.. Timelords are other team.. Danm plays us all on his own...
Availability: TheDeville (The Grim Reaper), skyline888888 ( The Sylvinator), gaz2002 (SuperMANure), Denisey ( The Sobernator), phtumch (silent assasin)



GO PATS GO PATS

for tonight's friendly xxx

another good performance Pats.. great teamwork again... just a little unlucky that Peter decided to allin with aces instead of 9 6... he should have known better ..LMAO

1: TheDeville 10 (England Pats)
2. fmaleballer47 8 (USA2)
3. MOD DANI 6 (USA2)
4 Phtumch 5 (England Pats)
5. Gaz2002 4 (England Pats)
6. Allined 3 (USA2)
7. cheffy 2 (USA2)
8. los28 1 (USA2)
9. Harrison ..still proud holder of The Birdy WTF ALLIN TROPHY O (England Pats)
10. Denisey 0 (England Pats)

ENGLAND PATRIOTS 19 USA2 20

Am going to try and arrange a team practise in next week or so before next WC game so if any of you nutters, madwomen, or alcoholics have any dates unavailable through therapy or possible drunken escapades let me know... work is not an acceptable excuse....

Well played Team........(*_*)

"Come on England"

Yeah I'm up for a practice m8, good idea :)

Well done PATRIOTS ,, really close ,lots of luck in the league,,,

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great game all tonight. we did good to say we had 10th and 9th place.

go man utdddddddddddddddddddddd. oh, and patriots lol

OK, big game tomorrow, I have to say, if Liverpool lose tomorrow, I don't think I can be in the same team as Gaz anymore, it would be unbearable lol. C'mon you Reds!

man utd will be in red tmoz, u cheering for them? lool glory glory man utd. man utd prob lose t liverfool, they have last 3 times. but ill be in the pub cheering on man utd lol

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Im up for the Team Practice missed it last time........(*_*)