PRESENT TROPHY HOLDERS:

PATS NUT CUP.. DESPERATE DENISE

PITH HELMET TROPHY... DESPERATE DENISE

PATS PEARS TROPHY ....DESPERATE DENISE/ PETER THE GRAPE/ GARGOYLE GAZ (MENAGE ET TROI)

BIRDY WTF ALLIN TROPHY... TERRORDACTYL

As you can see in the cabinet is a shiney new trophy in honour of The player formerly known as Skyline888888 and her chicken family ... I had this trophy specially crafted by FOGHORN LEGHORN at great expense... The "TWO LITTLE CLUCKS TROPHY" will be awarded to the player who announces preflop "pocket deuces" and proceeds to win the hand.... LETS SEE IF SOMEONE OTHER THAN DESPERATE DENISE CAN WIN SOMETHING AND KEEP HOLD OF IT THIS SEASON...

From now in team thread I will only post team nics on teamsheet and availability etc...
And a warm *cough* welcome back to the team for 1STONEDPLASTER after his full season away meditating about the meaning of life whilst gurning at ghandi's flip flops in a fishbowl...

When: Monday 5th july 9pm UK time
What: Friendly
Who: Touchies
Availability: The RealSlimHades, Desperate Denise ,Delboar Trotter, Peter the Grape,
guest: sirgit
possible:1stonedplaster, demon delinquent

Good work The RealSlimHades.
I'm a grape from now on then lol, great.
Is it wrong to feel slighty attracted to Deadly Lampshade and Desparate Denise avatars?
Delboars...not so much..

Its just normal for this team...

Oh wauw is looking great,good work there dev and thank you for the trophy ,feel very honnerd (*_*) xxx

Team keep up the good work all together and wish you all the best for the next season!
Take Care all!

Sylvia

great work M8, was peter meant to be Grope???

decided the grape suited him more as he is a bit fruity with the ladies ..lol

Will we only be able to play for this in Pats indy comps, or after all of the opposition have been eliminated?

Lol yeah I prefer grape than grope thanks.

Dev M8......Used to show Pats thread to my daughter, but wont anymore as she found it to scary.................can anything be done.....its Grapes m8..they scare the BeJesus out of her.

lol m8 great pics hahahaha and i can make this Monday 5th july 9pm UK time

4th on LB m8 wd

This trophy can be played for in all Pats comps and friendlies m8.....


Am I? Nevere noticed.. people will think I am a git like the top 3 ... how wrong they would be ...

Hi Pats,
I've booked the holdem table for tonight, dunno what for yet lol, but its called a dealers team practice, whether any dealers but me will play is another matter.
If any of you are around at 8pm.. we could well have some sort of game going..lol.

as gaz would say 2hrs after the event.. soz m8 I cant make it..Lol

Thought for the day............

When you are dating a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour..... That's relativity...........

Excellent work on pats thread,m8.If this high standard of deep meaniningful quotes, fabulous art work and humour by the bucket load.I might actually start reading it.

notwithstanding deep dark bucketfuls of sarcasm, nice to see you here and thanks...

1st Pigster
2nd jachhighjo
3rd Flyingfinn
4th Anton001
5th smoggy
6th Harrisson
7th Denisey
8th crazyman
9th 1truemaster
10th Karabuyu (pats sub)

Pats 15
Touchies 24

Quote of the day:

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Plonker of the day:

TheDeville

Quote of the day:

HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Quote of the day:

A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

is it too late for me to join?

Quote of the day:

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with DOC1?

Quote of the day.

I can't see the weather changing all the time it stays like this.