1. convert my fake chips into real money
God perform miracle, not the Mods!
2. sort chelsea's inconsistency out, it's doing my head in
Thats what you get playing balls with your feet.
3. make both my teenage daughters put their clothes away somewhere other than the floordrobe
Appears to be a matter of up bringing, not their fault. I know....ouch.
4. make the sodding xmas tree lights work
Hire a professional Xmas tree decorator, they always make the lights work.
5. ban bingo (soz.....I know I'm pushing my luck now)
Yes you are!!!!!